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The North Korean President Kim Jung-on has ordered his citizens to submit their poo in the wake of a fertilizer crisis in the country.
The entire nation has been “mobilised” to produce manure as the “first major task of the year,” a government insider revealed.
This desperate measure is said to have been imposed to provide farmers with cheap manure in a bid to kickstart the Hermit Kingdom’s declining economy.
Crackpot dictator Kim, 35, has ordered citizens to hand over 100kg of human waste every day, RadioFreeAsia reports.
And anyone who fails to meet the quota must instead provide 300kg of compost, it has been claimed.
RadioFreeAsia claim the pariah state’s starving population have a choice between supplying bonkers 100kg of human excrement or 300kg of compost EVERY DAY.
The demand for manure means some workers have allegedly asked to be paid in POO rather than cash.
The authorities in each local region task factories, institutions and citizens groups with assigning production quotas to each individual.
Desperate citizens are reportedly trying to make up the deficit by buying excrement from specialist poo merchants.
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